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A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd

A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.
''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''
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