in Australian slang, nong is used as a pretty mild and/or endearing insult. a bit of a twit, or idiot. nothing too mean or horrid is meant by calling someone a nong.

there are several meanings for a nong...
1. a foolish person who is ill informed of a matter of discussion
2. a individual who argues a matter with such conviction only to find themselves corrected with a single sentence or argument. they are then on labelled as a "nong". in extreme cases of argument, they are named the nongiest of the week.
3. a person who over uses the word "nong" calling it out in totally impertinent situations. the person under direct attack then has the right (almost the obligation) to turn on their attacker and call out "nong!" in a descending tone, the peak of the sound being in the conjunction "no-"

Generally, a clueless weirdo who is incredibly silly (can have other general meanings).

adj/n/v/adv a word with no meaning, used to piss off people with no sense of humor.

Childhood substitute insult for butt-head if you'd get in trouble for saying that.

Random insult used by children.

1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law