A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
by Mr pointy tits March 13, 2019
Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet
A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.
by Muham's_a_Nonce April 09, 2019
by NonceHater911 August 03, 2019
Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"
by BLLBAG man March 04, 2019