by GusIsNonce October 09, 2019
by Hi cuz January 07, 2020
by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020
by Cvleb March 22, 2019
Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020
A nonce is typically an old man that enjoys spending too much time with their grandchildren. They tend to drink tea and eat 6 biscuits at a time, only giving the grandchildren half of one. Some popular nonce names may include; “Stephen, Keith, John, Huitson, Huey45, Wild Bill Hickock and last but not least Stoneycroft.”
Grandad texting Grandson 1: “in the bath, not sending pics to prove, almost sick in shorts.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
Grandson 1 to Grandson 2: “hew grandad’s a bare Nonce hew.”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020