Hey, did you see Ryan the nonce Rowe the other day? he was being a massive nonce

Nobody has less fun in prison than a nonce.

Kid 1: What the hell man!
Kid 2: I'm sorry! I don't know what I was thinking.
Kid 1: That's the point, you didn't think! you stupid nonce.
Kid 2: ...a what?
Kid 1: You know, as in an idiot, duh!
Kid 2: ...

Jill Hudson is a nonce

Guy 1 -“she looks fit”
Guy 2- “she looks 15”
Guy 1- “you think?”
Guy 2-“fuck me who are you? Stephen tries? You nonce!”

Oh look it’s Nathan the nonce

Charlie was called a nonce after he molested a child