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Jack said "GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH ON THE RAILWAY CONNOR BINNINGTON, YOU STUPID NONCE!!"
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Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

Not
On
Normal
Communal
Excercise

NONCE
Prisoner W23899 is a nonce.
by ads July 27, 2004
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1) A person convicted (or simply guilty) of sexual crimes, especiall paedophilia.
2) What you call your mate just because you're jealous of him for having an attractive 16-year old girlfriend.
3) A common British insult - generally equivalent to wanker, twat
by Some ranter January 30, 2004
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a deviant, a sex offender;
from acronym NONCE, UK prison classification for prisoners deemed at risk from attack from other 'regular' prisoners because of the sexual nature of their crimes
NONCE = N ot - O n - N ormal - C ourtyard - E xercise
'Oy , Glitter ! You're a nonce, you are !'

'Five measly quid - Five quid ? Is that all ? You're a nonce, Hill... a Nonce !' - Little Orphan Boy to Harry Hill on The Harry Hill Show, 1996
by wiseninja April 02, 2006
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Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.
'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'
by N.B September 08, 2005
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