Frell: The Scapespeak equivalent of another popular F-word. Undoubtedly the most popular of the Farscape swear words and the word most likely to get odd looks from the avid Scaper's co-workers when he/she stubs a toe on the filing cabinet. According to Farscape: The Illustrated Companion, frell is a Sebacean word. Variations include frelled, frelling, frellnik, and frelljek.

See Father Ted

some people are stupid....
"arse" is the Australian way of saying "ass"

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.

Another Non-Offensive swear:

"C-less Castle"

If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).

fargin bastige!

"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.