May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
3
An adjective created by combining the words "New" and "Old". It is usually used to describe a store-bought item that has been obtained months before, but hasn't been used.
Clothing is a common example, usually depicting a shirt or pair of pants that has been hanging in your closet for months without being worn.
Clothing is a common example, usually depicting a shirt or pair of pants that has been hanging in your closet for months without being worn.
A common statement made while wearing a Nold shirt:
"I've had this shirt for months, but this is the first time I have worn it"
or possibly:
"This Nold shirt still wreaks of that 'New Shirt' smell"
"I've had this shirt for months, but this is the first time I have worn it"
or possibly:
"This Nold shirt still wreaks of that 'New Shirt' smell"
by Striker21 April 25, 2006
5
"Nold" is used when someone wants to say the words "No" and "Hold" at the same time. Commonly used by people who don't think before they speak.
Me: "Spicy Chicken Sandwich, nold the pickles please"
Friend: "What did you just say? Mold the pickles?"
Me: "No, shut up..."
Friend: "What did you say then?"
Me: "I couldn't decide if I wanted to say "No Pickles" or "Hold the Pickles" so I messed up and said both"
Friend: "You're stupid"
Friend: "What did you just say? Mold the pickles?"
Me: "No, shut up..."
Friend: "What did you say then?"
Me: "I couldn't decide if I wanted to say "No Pickles" or "Hold the Pickles" so I messed up and said both"
Friend: "You're stupid"
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