Urban Dictionary: noite

“Goodnight, Bud!”

“Noite!”

by Bort October 02, 2017

The word nice pronounced with an Australian accent. Usually said in a drawn out manner

That's a noooits croc right there!

OR

Friend- 'Yo we won the tounament'

You- 'Noits'

by Jamean Noits September 05, 2010

The state beyond being confused and in turmoil

Blondes are constantly in noit

(noited, noiting, noit)

by heyyyitzemmy November 04, 2010

im so blazed im gettin noited

by tim420 August 03, 2006

Adjective

1 To be killed or destroyed in a precise yet entirely coincidental way.

"Who would've thought that." mumbled the guard, "He'd be noited by a crocodile AND the prey it was hunting."

by Edward Blackhurst December 20, 2019

Another word for never. Derived from the Dutch word 'Nooit'. Noit is mostly used in gaming.

Annoying gamer: im so good so i noit use hax.

by Can-o-Mark April 28, 2007

Someone who is a know-it-all, but you want to be cool, and when you call someone a know-it-all it makes you sound lame.

Dude, pi is infinite.

No, pie is delicious.

Don't be a noit.

by zomglolzxd April 03, 2010