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A combination of cringey and last seasons reebok trainers. Doing something 'noggy' is something one would want to avoid.

This use of the word 'noggy' is regular amongst the 'boots crew' of Shrewsbury, in Shropshire.
That kid is so noggy

What a nog

Those shoes are so noggy
by macaloblob December 02, 2015
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A biccy boo bigging it with the wikki woo. YO!
Damn that is one badass noggy-wizzle crog crog!
by Charles Of Nazereth December 21, 2004
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A person who cries over everything and is ridiculously annoying, therefore you have to be very careful around these creatures because one single insult will make them burst out crying. Filled from head to toe with eggnog and say things like "I beet you up!" and "ARE YOU SERIOUS!"
by idkDude;'. January 08, 2017
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A noggy is a dirty black man
look jim theres a noggy walking towards us, we best run away
by craig david 123 May 21, 2008
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English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.
'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'
by David from Kingsbury November 03, 2003
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