Nofs is simply short for: "no fucking shit". Sometimes people fake a call frome a person called: "The Nofser" and hand over either their hand or any other object they are using as a fake phone, to a person making a fairly obvious statement.
1.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Nofs.
2.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Hold on for a second, I have to get this, yes *person-1* is here, it's for you.
person-1: Who is it?
person-2: It's the Nofser.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Nofs.
2.
person-1: I think your mother loves you.
person-2: Hold on for a second, I have to get this, yes *person-1* is here, it's for you.
person-1: Who is it?
person-2: It's the Nofser.
by 7991ledom August 28, 2012
Group of modern pirates(not the water pirates silly) that release music to be downloaded from file sharing websites. nofs stands for no file sharing and they do it to be comical.
Drake-Thank.Me.Later-(Retail)-2010-NoFS
by generalf0ley February 06, 2011
Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"
by cross country kid November 03, 2011
Non-Operating Fuck. Used in the United States Marine Corps by Motor T drivers to describe non-motor t Marines or boots attempting to drive vehicles they have no business driving.
Infantry Marine: "Hey I got the humvee stuck in a ditch again. I don't know what happened it just went off the road."
Motor T Marine: "You fucking NOF."
Motor T Marine: "You fucking NOF."
by KissMyAsthma99 July 07, 2015
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by Wyatt P August 23, 2010
Not Office Friendly
Pics / weblinks that are posted on message boards of an inappropriate-for-the-office nature. Usually refers to porn.
Pics / weblinks that are posted on message boards of an inappropriate-for-the-office nature. Usually refers to porn.
by coquetteski August 10, 2005