I saw the worst possible Nobby on the train earlier.

nobby fuked me real hard i can hardly walk.
nobby is so cool.
everyone loves nobby.

Various nobbys-

"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."

"Do I see my eyes!!??"

"Pick that up, that's loitering!"

" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."

"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."

"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"

john:bro did you see that dude!??! (man jumping off of cliff doing flips)
tom:yea man that was nobbi!!
john:i know right! i wish i could be nobbi!

tom: you can bro! just go ask him (the man) how he did it!

Kev "Did you see Billy at Mike's party yesterday?"
Caz "Yeah he made a rght fool of himself coming out the closet like that and stripping off, what was he thinking shoving his cock into Mike's drink?"
Kev "he's not going to remember much - he was totally Nobbied"

Bruh did you see that bitch with her nobby ass hair?

“Nobby is my favorite TikTok couple.”