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a situation in which a favorable outcome is impossible; you are bound to lose whatever you do.
by Colin Todd February 09, 2005
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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a situation in which there is no hope of success
Thanks to the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans ended up in a no-win situation.
by Light Joker February 11, 2006
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a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad
Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.
by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006
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