A kid who likes to shove vasoline up there fat ass hole after surfing for to long and gets his mum to rub it in for him.
Kid: “Mum help me spread my VASO ASS”

Mum: “sure baby boy your ass is so cute”

Kid: “thanks mum
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A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.
A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.
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When you're having anal sex and shit gets on the top of their ass.
I was doing Anal with my girl, it was going great till she got velvet ass
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An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.
"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."
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(Noun) sometimes shortened to VAH.

1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.

Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.

2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.

3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
“What’s up with that chick Karen?”

“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”

Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
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1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.

Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.

2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.

3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.

Example: Tv Show “High Maintenance” Season 1 episode 5 and 10. The writer Anna is a Vice ass Hoe trying to exploit people for her articles.
“What’s up with that chick Karen?”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”

Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020
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(Noun) sometimes shortened to VAH.

1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.

Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.

2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.

3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
“What’s up with that chick Karen?”

“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”

Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020
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