You killed Jesus, spread the plague, shot JFK, and made Britney Spears popular. Thanks a lot....dick.
by Neoman123 February 17, 2006
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No you, Also known as No U.

Dumbest comeback known to man, YET most effective.

It reflects Teh PWNAGE (Look that up) back to the sender.
Bob: Yo Tom, you Teh Small Cox, HAHA!
Tom: No you.
Bob: Aw..
by Purpoh March 27, 2009
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A beautiful, wonderful, loved person who is usually intelligent and occasionally thoughtful, and who is often misunderstood. "You" has at some point in their life felt unwanted, unloved, and worthless, but as you is slightly oblivious, you doesn't realize that you is none of these things. You typically doesn't like like himself or herself very much, and you has things that you feels like they need to change about themselves, but in reality you is perfect just the way you is. It is the nature of you.
Person #1: "Hey! How are you?"
Person #2: (*thinking*: Well, I feel depressed and lonely and I just want someone to care.) "Fine! How about you?"
Person #1: (*thinking*: Gosh, their life is so perfect. I wish I were them. I wish I was "fine".) "Good."
by unexpectedsomeones October 22, 2010
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What is often said by people right before they die, especially in video games.
by Bob882 September 07, 2004
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the strongest comeback one could possibly make. First used by Harrison Monin in 2018 and since has left everyone in arguments bewildered.
Guy 1: "I fucked your mum last night"
Guy 2: "No You Are"
Guy 1: "oh shit"
by alex hits women May 18, 2020
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The grammatically correct version of "No u". Instantly eliminates 3rd Dimensional beings and up. Don't say it too loud, or else you might kill everyone within a 10 meter radius.
Mike: "Hey john! I heard you were making fun of me, huh?"
John: "What do you speak of my fellow Homosapien?"
Mike: "Don't act DUMB kid, I'll beat you up!"
John: "At least I'm not Unintelligent like you."
Mike: "No u!"
John: "No, you*"
Mike: *Disintegrates of intellectual overflow*
by hyde_boi March 21, 2018
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