by ahhhhh December 09, 2004
Something that tests your mind, body, and instincs, also the most exciting thing to ever be on TV.
Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.
Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.
Sports promotes being HEALTHY AND FIT. What an appsolute waist of time! Who would possibly want to be HEALTHY AND FIT? And who on earth would want to watch the most entertaining thing in history anyway? Anyone who go's to a game or watches it on TV is a complete MORON!
Riiiight...
Riiiight...
by Spikesy July 01, 2006
Ummm... why do folks think all athletes are stupid? Leonardo DaVinci was said to be an outstanding athlete. He was also considered the protoypical "Renaissance Man". So, all those people who consider themselves "Renaisance Men" (or women of course) and are weak at sports are, in fact, ... just plain weak.
Remember the year when the Bethlehem Bombers had Jesus playing centre and they beat the Palestinian Philistines 3-2 in overtime?
Oh yeah! I think that was way back in 0 A.D. And if I remember correctly, I think J.C. scored a hat trick in that game. Good Ol' Jesus.
That's right. They traded him to the Jerusalem Gentiles right after that game.
Oh yeah! I think that was way back in 0 A.D. And if I remember correctly, I think J.C. scored a hat trick in that game. Good Ol' Jesus.
That's right. They traded him to the Jerusalem Gentiles right after that game.
by LeonardoDawg August 24, 2005
something that some mother fucker invented and it is a complete waste of time. In the USA over 91 percent of the population enjoys sports and thats basically all they talk about, who ever invented sports should be raped hard.
him:lets go watch some new york giants play fucking ass sports!
me: fuck you bitch sports are for pussy's
me: fuck you bitch sports are for pussy's
by daddy January 06, 2005
Verb. To make an unauthorized exit; leaving without permission. May especially apply to leaving work before the end of the day. Also applicable to family events or unpleasant but mandatory parties or appearances.
by Vladimir Illich June 16, 2004
A game that is inherently competitive as well as physically trying beyond normal parameters encountered in daily life. Rules regulate all aspects of the game and are agreed upon prior to the start of a game. A winner/s is/are determined upon completion of the game by a determined authority.
by Mr.Salt December 14, 2016