A recipe that is not adequate to make a cake. Using a messy recipe could result in a 'crazy cake'.

This could be a term to describe 'creampie' in a child friendly manner.

Taken from 'the cake song' in the kids TV show 'Lazy Town'.
"You shouldn't use a messy recipe, your cake will end up crazy"

"I would go down on her, but that horse she just shagged has left a bit of a messy recipe'.
by mojorising October 02, 2006
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2 (3 ounce) packages instant ramen noodles, flavor packet discarded 2 large eggs salt and ground black pepper to taste 3/4 pound lean ground beef 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 teaspoon sesame oil 3 tablespoons vegetable oil, divided 3 slices American cheese 1/4 cup ketchup 2 tablespoons chile-garlic sauce (such as Sriracha) 1 1/2 cups arugula 3 large eggs
BOY WTF IS THIS? RAMEN AND A BURGER? BROKE ASS CANT AFFORD BREAD
THIS IS A RECIPE FOR MADNESS
by Social Justice League February 14, 2017
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Literally "What's Your Recipe"

The underlying factors that result in a specific outcome.
Man, you get all the ladies. Whatcha Recipe?

Man, stop beating on me? Whatcha Recipe?

You let him treat you like a punk, whatcha recipe?
by Uter Braten January 08, 2005
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10-20 oz alcohol (type and quantity to preference)
1 American Apparel Summer shirt
1 Can of spray paint
1 Pair of scissors
Lots of electro

Preperation time: 2-6 hours

Find an old scrap of cardboard and put it inside the t-shirt to avoid cross-over. Go outside your apartment and spray something bad-assed on the front of your shirt. Go back inside and allow the paint to dry. Next, cut the sleeves off. Now that you're ready to party, listen to some dirty electro and get druuuuuunk.
For accurate examples of this recipe for fun, visit facebook group NO SRSLY
by cpowell February 24, 2009
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The best food a man makes when his woman is sick or hurt or he just loves them so much
Stephen pulled out his secret recipe potatoes and carrots and rushed across town to deliver them to Mandy and Cooper when she fell and got hurt after a hot shower.
by deef jung October 16, 2017
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When you are tired of giving no recips. You say nono recip
Mary was tired of her husband always asking for a no recip so she told him nono recip tonight honey.
by tiredwife March 18, 2009
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