A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.
by Bdevil5 December 13, 2010
Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.
Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"
Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."
Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."
Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"
by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008
by i love boobs February 02, 2007
"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor pisser has struck again!"
by Bolton October 01, 2003
A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. (See Carpet Pisser)
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-
LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?
DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--
LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--
LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--
LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--
EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--
DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.
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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-
LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?
DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--
LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?
DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--
LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--
LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--
EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--
DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.
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by UrbanAchiever March 02, 2005
The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.
Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night
Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.
Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.
Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.
by Lauren'o'porno January 07, 2012
The act of leaving your trouser zipper down in order to gain easy access to the Willy to initiate subsequent urinations. Especially handy while wearing coveralls or bibs while working at heights or rock climbing.
It was much easier for Brian to take a leak after coming down from the pipe rack thanks to his pre-pisser.
by The Paper Tiger September 08, 2010