A Klondike Bar is when a black top takes whoever he plans on having sex out into the snow or cold during the winter naked. He then forces them to bare the cold and pleasure him, the thought of frostbite and hypothermia keep the bottom from taking his time meaning the top never has to worry about blue balls, except from the freezing conditions. The top when finished jizzes onto himself and his partners bare skin and returns inside to the warmth. The klondike bar part comes in from the fact the black dude is most likely now frozen and had a creamy center that is now on both members of the sexual act

Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".

The best fucking breed of hyge available.

when the top curve of your headphones falls onto the rim of your hat

What you say when someone says or answers with something ridiculous or straight up stupid.

When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm

A horrendous Kareoke spot X graveyard for our beloved bakes who died in vain strapped to 3 litres of sex on the beach.