person 1: "Why is that girl's friends calling her mon man?"

person 2: "Because she has a dick."

person 1: "Oh..."

Yo brah want to go monning with me

I ask Jessica out and she said no.

At least you are still a Mon Sashimi.

Hey did you hear about A massive lunar mountain mass with Mounties mining metal for months of movement-making meaning they might not mind moving to Minnesota? It's called Mons Bradley.

King: Oh Ricky you look good today.
Ricky: Mon Soliman!

Aldwin: You are very hardworking!

JP: Mon Soliman! My pleasure.