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gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

by midget gopha December 17, 2014

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jergins lotion

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins

Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,

by jbiv February 15, 2014

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the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 04, 2019

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Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 05, 2011

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Toast lotion

Butter, Nutella, peanut butter, anything of cream like consistency spread on a piece of toast.

Ohh, that looks delicious, toast lotion and jam.

by SnazzleTooth December 01, 2020

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