The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.
by Your mom February 19, 2004
When anything you post (photos, status updates, etc.) on any social networking site (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc.) gets 10 or more comments from 5 or more people.
guy1: did you see my latest facebook entry about loopt?
guy2: yeah that was a real hitter!
girl1: should i comment on her new profile photo?
girl2: you dont have to, it's already a hitter.
guy3: my status update only got 9 comments on it!
guy4: that's not a hitter.
guy2: yeah that was a real hitter!
girl1: should i comment on her new profile photo?
girl2: you dont have to, it's already a hitter.
guy3: my status update only got 9 comments on it!
guy4: that's not a hitter.
by jrodski33 December 02, 2009
A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016
A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.
1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one fired and hit a guy's truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
by pepevonkek April 21, 2017
"Hey Ronnie I just shit so fast I didn't have to wipe! It just shot out of there like a turd rocket! Now that's a quick hitter!"
by Fasteddie666 September 24, 2020
Someone who enters a fast food establishment for the sole purpose of using their public restroom.
Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.
Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.
McDonald's had to hire extra janitors just to deal with all the shit hitters coming off of I-5 on their long bumpy car rides to buttfuck Egypt.
by Wyatt Junker November 01, 2010
by Streetsmart November 21, 2013