Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!
"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"
by Ms. Cutthroatt November 02, 2009
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by Nothingness1968 November 08, 2018
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Front scooping is the act of wiping your ass from back to front while sitting on the toilet. When front scooping, one reaches down into the front of the toilet and reaches deep towards the back of the bowl to reach their asshole.
Todd spent a lifetime front scooping, and more often then not ended up always have shit on his balls.
by SwaggyZ WV December 27, 2018
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Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.
She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.
by Monkey's Dad March 08, 2020
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Front side of the thirty - “You don’t gotta worry about time yet, it’s still on the front side of the 30…”
by Other Berry July 25, 2021
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by Heywood jadoome March 31, 2021
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Front snatch used in military terms for front land rover. But more often used the vaginal space on the female human.
by Slagslayer February 19, 2014
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