fake

Something that isn't real, even if you want it to be real through wishful thinking.

Lindsay Lohan's boobs are totally fake.

by jenilee January 23, 2005

Fake

Someone who spends all there time, and everyone else's pretending to be something way better than what they truly are.

Constantly annoying.

Two Words: Miley Cyrus.
Fake!Fake!Fake!

by Phychic Master June 17, 2008

Fake

A person that does not have a ounce of realness in there body. A fake person usually calls other people 'fake' although that is not true.

Tony: "Hey man, why are you so fake all the time?"
Eric: "I'm not the fake one man, I'm real. I am too real, I don't even know how to spell fake."

Tony is the 'fake.'

by British Logger April 12, 2011

fake

a person that ISNT REAL
they fake who they are and not all the time but sometimes stab you in the fikken back. its what alot of people cant stand. THEY ARE USUALLY LIARS everyone deals through them during their life

person 1: i cant stand fakes
faker: i know they are so contarded (plasticly)

mom: how was everything?
faker: i told you to shut up! (MEAN)

by iiZZY BiiZZY BELLY April 2, 2007

Fake

The new real.

That girl with the straight hair and ten pounds of make up is fake.

by sickofthelies June 15, 2011

fake

Someone who makes fun of someone for somethin important and thinks theyre cool but when someone big's around then theyre scared

Fake Girl: Shut up white boy you think ur cool but u aint!

Big Black Guy: whatchu say to him?

Fake Girl: Nothin (Scared)

by big nigga d February 8, 2010

Fake

Fake ass people who say they got you buy always act like they aint say it the first time.

Example: Me: Hey, when you gonna hook me up with that dvd player?

Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you.

Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money*

Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself.

Me: You fake as shit fag.

Him: Na man, I'm never fake.

by Purple drank 911 November 5, 2010