A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
by ZJay412 November 05, 2020
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when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
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Where you go to shake someones hand placing your hand out and right when they go to shake your hand you pull it back and pretend like your running your fingers thru your hair! lololololo
Yo Yo did you see me Hand Fake} that dude who fell for my trick I really got him lololololo
by roxbox007 February 05, 2020
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when someone tells you something that is false and you find out what they really up to
are you going to eliza’s party tonight?
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!
by brandy1328 February 18, 2018
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If somebody doesn't look out for you like you look for them , they fake
If he can't break bread he fake, i had one more buck in my plate , it was me and bro and both of us got 50 cent cakes
by DarkoLitSsh August 28, 2021
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Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.
Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.
by Cats917 July 25, 2016
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DEREck é 5 estrelas, super confiável e amigo do seu amigo. Muda de shape 10 vezes por dia porque é indeciso e complicado (também muito exigente). Ele é fantástico bonito simpático e possivelmente ama-te.

He's the best person you'll ever meet trust me <<<< and he can be whatever you want him to be
Dereck do fake is a great guy but he never knows which shape to use
by Dereckkk May 06, 2020
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