Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.
*7 or 8 years later*
Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
*7 or 8 years later*
Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
by ZJay412 November 05, 2020
when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
Where you go to shake someones hand placing your hand out and right when they go to shake your hand you pull it back and pretend like your running your fingers thru your hair! lololololo
by roxbox007 February 05, 2020
are you going to eliza’s party tonight?
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!
by brandy1328 February 18, 2018
If he can't break bread he fake, i had one more buck in my plate , it was me and bro and both of us got 50 cent cakes
by DarkoLitSsh August 28, 2021
Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.
by Cats917 July 25, 2016
DEREck é 5 estrelas, super confiável e amigo do seu amigo. Muda de shape 10 vezes por dia porque é indeciso e complicado (também muito exigente). Ele é fantástico bonito simpático e possivelmente ama-te.
He's the best person you'll ever meet trust me <<<< and he can be whatever you want him to be
He's the best person you'll ever meet trust me <<<< and he can be whatever you want him to be
by Dereckkk May 06, 2020