Where you marry and fuck your sister.
Sweet home, incest country!

In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.
by biggahniggah February 14, 2019
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You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.
by Real_NoobToob May 03, 2020
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A metaphor for "The entire state is one big family"
Donovan Gardensnipper: Yo, like, Alabama.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.
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A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the unofficial motto is...
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"
by creaternity April 19, 2006
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The place where eharmony and Ancestry.com go together
Hey Cousin since we are at Alabama, I have a surprise for you.
by VinnytheRAT November 21, 2019
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(n.) The State without Car Inspections.
I love Alabama. It is home to them Drive By Truckers, and plenty of buscuits.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 06, 2005
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