A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Diablo 2 LOD term, short for naked kill. In dueling on Diablo 2 LOD, when you die, you come back to life in town and without gear. You must run out of town to retrieve your body, which is when NK occurs.
by f.ucktard January 09, 2004
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Used in Diablo II refering to when you get killed without collecting your corpse first, and when you having got your items/clothing on. Often happens when people cannot kill you when you have items on or want to steal all your gold.
1) jimmy: sup noob duel?
noob: ke.
jimmy was slain by noob.
jimmy: lag!
jimmy was slain by noob.
jimmy: ffs noob nker
jimmy has left our world diablo's minions get weaker.
noob: izi
2) lol jimmy, did you see the shark nk that bitch at the start of jaws?
noob: ke.
jimmy was slain by noob.
jimmy: lag!
jimmy was slain by noob.
jimmy: ffs noob nker
jimmy has left our world diablo's minions get weaker.
noob: izi
2) lol jimmy, did you see the shark nk that bitch at the start of jaws?
by Jambre January 22, 2007
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by Jaicii Tillsen August 06, 2008
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by jj.inna June 12, 2020
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Not Kidding.
It's the opposite of jk.
Instead of you kidding around, you can now be "not kidding".
Use it when you want to be taken a little more serious, or to throw emphasis on something.
It's the opposite of jk.
Instead of you kidding around, you can now be "not kidding".
Use it when you want to be taken a little more serious, or to throw emphasis on something.
Example 1:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
Mr. F: seriously
NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
Mr. F: nk
EXAMPLE 2:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
Mr. F: yea, ok.
NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
Mr. F: nk
EXAMPLE 3:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: Yeah fuck your current one lol
Mr. F: seriously.
NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: Yeah fuck your current one lol
Mr. F: nk
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
Mr. F: seriously
NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
Mr. F: nk
EXAMPLE 2:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
Mr. F: yea, ok.
NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
Mr. F: nk
EXAMPLE 3:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: Yeah fuck your current one lol
Mr. F: seriously.
NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: Yeah fuck your current one lol
Mr. F: nk
by joeF August 08, 2014
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