An inferior boater that talks trash about other boaters so he can feel better about himself.

A kayaker with body odor and a very small penis. His wife cheats on him and all his boater friends laugh about it.

A gay man from Colorado that uses helicopter parts as a butt plug

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Noun in standardized western writing, meaning "the final remnant of excrement that clings to the posterior anal void after renal evacuation."

The noise made by one blowing one's nose, perhaps in the Scandinavian tongue

When someone is baller.