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An inferior boater that talks trash about other boaters so he can feel better about himself.

A kayaker with body odor and a very small penis. His wife cheats on him and all his boater friends laugh about it.

A gay man from Colorado that uses helicopter parts as a butt plug
Did you see Njord sucking that transvestites dick? Dude he stunk and he had a rotor blade up his ass.
by johnny crankshaft May 10, 2008
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Noun in standardized western writing, meaning "the final remnant of excrement that clings to the posterior anal void after renal evacuation."
Njords happen, and they waste a lot of paper.
by Yousaf Lakshit May 08, 2008
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The noise made by one blowing one's nose, perhaps in the Scandinavian tongue
*man picks up hankey* - "NJORD!"
by egghead January 18, 2004
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