“Nitty-Gritty” originated in midst of the 18th century slave trade. Ships often carried slaves in the cargo holds below deck and nitty-gritty now means getting to the bottom of it. This is a derogatory reference to the slaves which were held at the bottom of the vessel.

Joe Becketts old dad and his slaggy mum

normal ol titties

Nice titties. Similar to pig latin. An off shoot of tig ol' bitties. Firm and perky, nice areola (little to no brail) to nipple to breast ratio, good coloration. More than a handful is generally smiled upon.

Can also be abbreviated to "tice ol' nits"

The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.

Full of air bubbles; Unable to burp or fart so you release the gas via hiccups.

Racist, chav, abusive and a tosser