Some one with incredibly handsome looking nipples generally a male.

(Nipples do not ever contain hair)
Girl 1; hey look at that guy's chest. He has the best nipple swag I have seen in my life.
by Zonalprawn April 17, 2014
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You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond
Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment
by TheHappyWhopper January 19, 2012
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