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A skilled martial artist who can disembowel with ANY sort of weapon, regardless of era or nationality. If only a rifle is present, he will grip the barrel and cut you in half with the stock.

Ninjurai are highly experienced in dealing large amounts of death at high velocities. Ninjurai can wield four hundred pound weapons. If no such weapons are available, sometimes, a Ninjurai can summon a thousand foot crane, and detach the wrecking ball and use it as a flail-mace.

Ninjurai live by honor, and are adept at ass-kicking. Also, if they choose not to be seen, they will not be. If a Ninjurai is in a hundred yard radius of someone who has the word 'Ninjurai' in their thoughts, the Ninjurai will telepathically hear this, emerge in said person's room, and roundhouse kick his head off.

There is only one know Ninjurai in existence.

Me.
Guy1: You see that Ninjurai?
Guy2: No ... what? No.
Guy1: Me neither. I like pie.
by David Brier-Jones February 20, 2006
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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During a war between both samurai and ninjas, a pease-seeking organization rose to start a new revolution and a world of peace. Both skills combined of a samurai & ninja, and formed from. stealth, ability with traps, shuriken, and daggers from a ninja, Cunnings, agility, and skills in spears, arrows, swords, etc., from a samurai. Follows both "Bushido" and "Ninja Way/ Way of the Ninja" and combined in "The Ninjurai Way"

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Translation*: Kiyaku = code
the ninjurai brought peace to the land
by Youjinyari December 14, 2007
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During a war between both samurai and ninjas, a pease-seeking organization rose to start a new revolution and a world of peace. Both skills combined of a samurai & ninja, and formed from. stealth, ability with traps, shuriken, and daggers from a ninja, Cunnings, agility, and skills in spears, arrows, swords, etc., from a samurai. Follows both "Bushido" and "Ninja Way/ Way of the Ninja" and combined in "The Ninjurai Way"

search : " Ninjurai Kiyaku"

Translation*: Kiyaku = code
the ninjurai brought peace to the land
by Youjinyari December 14, 2007
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