Guy 1: Did you see that arnie film last night? He was fighting 10,000 ninja midgets riding velociraptors that have tommy guns for arms... on a space volcano that's about to erupt... using only a SHARK CANNON.

Guy 2: Dude, that's ninjasaurus.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better