To dissappear or leave with out being noticed. Taken from the myth of Ninjas using smoke to dissappear. Used as either a noun or verb.
Will: Where did Laura go?
Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed
Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed
by disfunktedfish September 11, 2006
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.
"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."
by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013
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"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."
"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."
"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."
"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."
"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."
by A Clockwork Orange October 23, 2006
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To fart into your hand and hold it there. Then take the hand of fart air and throw it at your friend at close range while yelling "NINJA SMOKE!"
by Russ Conrad February 06, 2007
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When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.
by Vaddagw September 26, 2020
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