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Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
by MaximumCamoflauge March 08, 2008
May 5 Word of the Day
A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."
Things that are cheugy:
The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles
Australians
Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires
The person writing this definition
Things that are cheugy:
The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles
Australians
Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires
The person writing this definition
by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
by Ninja_Star September 15, 2011