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Its when you take a big solid shit kicking its way out of your ass, the head sticks out of the water and you think (i'm gonna need a plunger to beat this fucker down), thers no need to wipe, and when you fush it disappears in a cloud of brown mist!
The ninja shit almost made me shit my pants, i got it out and went to beat it down with a plunger and the fucker disappeard in a cloud of mist!
by ratso August 10, 2012
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When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.
I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.
by Osi777gt March 22, 2021
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When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
by Chupa Mi Verdga August 09, 2014
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