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The art of masturbating in a high/semi-high traffic area in your home or in a public area without anyone catching you or being suspicious of anything.
All of a sudden I got really aroused in a public place so I had to ninja fap
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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Its when you secretly beat off for someone else to find later.
"Every morning I ninja fap in the shower. And my dad thinks thats soap between his toes."
by dave_dew January 19, 2007
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