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Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!
by Nilf January 07, 2007
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May 22 Word of the Day
A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.
Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.
by Amoebabadass August 19, 2007
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That guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he's such a nilf.
by not_mickeyd_i_swear January 10, 2005
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Acronym: Natty I'd Like to Finish
Wife: Honey, are you coming to bed with me?
Husband: Hell no, Football is on and I have a NILF.
by Spanky22 October 15, 2010
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I saw this really hot NILF at the hospital

nursing students at Fanshawe College
by FatCobra September 19, 2005
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