Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
by Nilf January 06, 2007
Nothing I'd Like to Fuck
literally. plain and simple. in a room, in a bar, in a strip club, in a whole town even, eg. Bremerton, Tulsa. or a whole country. you can fill in the blank there.
thanks to a friend for thinking of this one.
complete opposite of milf or any ilf object of desire.
literally. plain and simple. in a room, in a bar, in a strip club, in a whole town even, eg. Bremerton, Tulsa. or a whole country. you can fill in the blank there.
thanks to a friend for thinking of this one.
complete opposite of milf or any ilf object of desire.
walkin' into the club, we saw NILF and dug out for some better action elsewhere.
that strip club had NILF in it so we bailed. the hottest thing in the place were the crabs in her crotch.
that strip club had NILF in it so we bailed. the hottest thing in the place were the crabs in her crotch.
by battabatta April 24, 2011
by fine nilf November 06, 2007
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by purplesage August 26, 2012
An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."
Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.
CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs
MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs
FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.
Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.
CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs
MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs
FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.
by The Supporter May 16, 2007