A rich school who spends their money on everything except the god damn bathrooms. Bought and demolished houses to build a $5 million pool, yet can't extend the stalls large enough so someone can actually fit inside. One of the most diverse schools in Illinois, yet you only see ghetto football players and annoying white cheerleaders.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

Some crappy high school located in skankie skokie, ill-annoy. This school is great as long as you are not a non-athletic black person. Also the girls here are a bunch of angry ass bitches for literally no god damn reason. This places is a huge breeding ground for pissy feminists who hate men. Fuck this bitch ass school and the overpaid teachers who work here!!!!