someone with black-tinted skin who exhibits very guido-like qualities/grammar/guidospeak...or an utter faggoid
"Yo, gay black dude, why're you so outstandingly gay?"
"I'm not gay, I'm a niguido!! You stupid dickworm!"
"I'm not gay, I'm a niguido!! You stupid dickworm!"
by lil andy is afraidddddddd December 29, 2009
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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"Yo, that one big-titted black broad was yackin' all night long about tanning beds n shit, i couldn't even stand her!"
"LOLZ, dude you must be blind...that chick was a straight up niguido!"
"LOLZ, dude you must be blind...that chick was a straight up niguido!"
by Little Andy For Prez December 29, 2009
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1) someone with black-tinted skin who exhibits very guido-like qualities/grammar/guidospeak
2) someone who is super gnarly cool
3) a wanna-be guido/guidette who smells like urine
4) an utter faggoid
5) someone that resembles a crazy drunk italian
2) someone who is super gnarly cool
3) a wanna-be guido/guidette who smells like urine
4) an utter faggoid
5) someone that resembles a crazy drunk italian
1) "Yo, gay black dude, why're you so outstandingly gay?"
"I'm not gay, I'm a niguido!! You stupid dickworm!"
2) "Hey, you buy your own lettuce(weed)?"
"Naw, buttcrack, i grow it in my bathroom."
"Dayum, you must be a niguido"
3) "Whatup homeskillet!?"
"Yo wha--damn what the fridge, you smell like Gurtit$ $uri!"
4) "What's crack-a-lackin holmes, ya dig? LOLZ heehee!!"
"Holy shit on toast, you really are a niguido!"
5) "How in the heck am I supposed to become the greatest niguido to ever live?"
"Drink a fifth of absinthe and get your hands on a 12-pack for both your abs and your back-abs....OR..ask Tommy Sneakerz for advice."
"I'm not gay, I'm a niguido!! You stupid dickworm!"
2) "Hey, you buy your own lettuce(weed)?"
"Naw, buttcrack, i grow it in my bathroom."
"Dayum, you must be a niguido"
3) "Whatup homeskillet!?"
"Yo wha--damn what the fridge, you smell like Gurtit$ $uri!"
4) "What's crack-a-lackin holmes, ya dig? LOLZ heehee!!"
"Holy shit on toast, you really are a niguido!"
5) "How in the heck am I supposed to become the greatest niguido to ever live?"
"Drink a fifth of absinthe and get your hands on a 12-pack for both your abs and your back-abs....OR..ask Tommy Sneakerz for advice."
by heidi huh December 29, 2009
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a half black- half italian person
by Lovely Jones May 18, 2011
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