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A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.
My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.
I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.
Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.
My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.
I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.
Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.
My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.
by Nightdicklover April 04, 2014