Person 1: "So, Mr. President how will you deal with these new policies?"
Black President: "Have you ever heard of a niggacopter son?"
Person 1: "ummm... i cant say i know what tha-"
Black President: "Well let me demonstrate..." *ZIP*

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”