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A term used for the lazy sleepy feeling you get after you eat too much good food.
I'm sleepy after that second plate of macaroni and cheese. I think I got nigeritis.
by DonDonna January 12, 2008
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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the feeling of drosy/ sleepyness after a meal

slag wigh orginated in golden corral when people will pigg out and fall asleep in the chair
after that meal i want to hit the be said monica
thats just nigeritis said quanesha
by quanesha June 29, 2006
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When a person has extreme fatigue or tiredness after eating a large meal or any food. I personally get it some times
Mom- U have nigeritis right after eating all that chicken
Son - Oh yes (falls asleep in da car)
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"Yo man, Tino just caught nigeritis...the sad part is he works with cops.
by SpicyTP June 20, 2016
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