{Verb} To illegally download pirated files, via P2P or a file sharing web site. From the British anti-piracy ad campaign, "Knock-Off Nigel." Ads available on YouTube.
by KishinThunder November 04, 2011
A weird, desperate sorta gay nigga that is really addicted to one person and has a really hard time with women. Stay clear of nigels, and he also rides the banana on the low.
Nigel: "hey man, do you have (blanks) number?"
Me: "sorry she doesnt have a phone, only a tablet"
Nigel: "well wats tge number to that?"
Me: "..."
Me: "sorry she doesnt have a phone, only a tablet"
Nigel: "well wats tge number to that?"
Me: "..."
by scotty pippenigga February 13, 2014
A lazy sack of crap that does nothing but play video games, hit people, makes rude comments and stinks up whatever it is currently occupying.
Billy you need to stop picking on your sister get off your ass and do something with your life. You don't end up as a Nigel do you?
by Jason Darwin August 22, 2011
A grade-a dipshit with no friends. Incredibly obnoxious, and plays too much minecraft. He deserves to go die in a hole.
Fuck off Nigel! Go kill yourself.
by P'taters August 13, 2018
by Ramford January 25, 2006
Irresistibly chubby with a tendency to wear jeans that show the world his builder’s bum.
If you are lucky enough to see his bare feet you will be astounded by their absolute beauty.
Nigel will never let a day go by without telling a joke or making an astute observation.
Nigels are never mean with money, however this can be a flaw as he then finds himself without a pot to pee in.
If you are lucky enough to see his bare feet you will be astounded by their absolute beauty.
Nigel will never let a day go by without telling a joke or making an astute observation.
Nigels are never mean with money, however this can be a flaw as he then finds himself without a pot to pee in.
by Gizelle FS October 05, 2019
Bruster-"OMG he is soooo hot! I am definitely takin him home tonight."
Marley-"Dude look at the Nigel on that guy. He can probably smell that you're on your period anyway."
Marley-"Dude look at the Nigel on that guy. He can probably smell that you're on your period anyway."
by damndude! June 17, 2011