*sees a pack of cigarettes on someone*

yo youre a nictard

Me : "Yo bro..... Uh what was I gonna say.... Uhhhh.... Oh wait, Kawhi's on the Raptors? OH TRUEEE"

My bro: "Dude... you're actually nictarded right now."

“yo bro why are you on the ground?? haha”

“leave me alone, i’m nictarded”