“Yo Nolan I heard your girlfriend gave you a NH PJ last night, that’s so embarrassing”

Me : ooouu Jessica look at her sweater it’s kinda cute

Jessica : it’s not that cute it looks itchy

Me : wow rude much

Jessica : nhs

Me : oh okay

She ain’t even that cute nhs

Zi: "the way you're holding me really strengthens my immune system. can i get some extra dopamin by sitting on your lap? I just wanna face you and hug you and kiss you some more. maybe make me come too as recommended by the NHS"
Zo: "make it hard so i can prepare for the virus, love. give it all."

The NHS are facing major budget cuts after Theresa May was elected.

Hopkinton, NH- Concord’s better twin, even though it’s location is worse.