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A hearty brew, usually consumed when taped to hands, or when benefit payments arrive. Drunk by the indigenous and surrounding islander populations of New Zealand; After 2 liters of this 'liquid gold' they will then proceed to attack anything they think is looking at them, blindly throwing punches through one squinting eyeball and saying that Uncle Tama will smash you bro.
Maori: Just a rigger of ngahere gold fo' me G !
Attendent: Not after you shat on the floor, and told my wife to cook some eggs
Maori: BEY FUCK YOU
Attendent: Not after you shat on the floor, and told my wife to cook some eggs
Maori: BEY FUCK YOU
by nazza October 22, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011