Well, I thought it stood for "no further message"--something to add to the subject line to an email, when the subject line is the email, to save the recipient the nuisance of opening the, um, message. If it does not mean this, it should.
by Buce July 29, 2005
Not For Me.
The new girl at work that flirts with all your colleagues inc all the married and in relationship ones "She's gotta go. NFM".
When someone you know hasn't washed their hands and they dig their finger into your Carmex "NFM".
Those people who introduce themselves as "mad" "crazy" funny" or "edgy" THEY are "NFM".
People who say "nice to e-meet you"- "NFM".
When someone you know hasn't washed their hands and they dig their finger into your Carmex "NFM".
Those people who introduce themselves as "mad" "crazy" funny" or "edgy" THEY are "NFM".
People who say "nice to e-meet you"- "NFM".
by GemAlice August 30, 2016
Short for Nigga Fax Machine. A mode of communicating by writing a note and having a friend deliver it to the person.
Guy 1: My phone is broken, can you be my nfm and let Amy know I'm gone on Thursday?
Guy 2: Sure thing man, I'll tell her tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure thing man, I'll tell her tomorrow.
by Dread Pirate Roberts the 3rd May 10, 2011
by illestfob February 29, 2008
by Mallorey April 21, 2005
Nicest Fucking Mum
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.
NFM “My kids have been a nightmare today, I just need a drink”
FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”
NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”
FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”
NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”
by Gettinitdun January 17, 2020